I have no idea how he came up with this one! Actually, I can say that about most ideas he has. I picked him up early from school yesterday for an appointment and he was all business.
Johnny: Mommy, I ate my cookies from my snack.
Me: Good, let’s go.
Johnny: I need an agent!
Me: Reeaallly, and why would YOU need an agent?
Johnny: Because I am out of cookies and if I had an agent these things wouldn’t happen. Also, they would get me nachos!
Enter School Principal (overhearing): Watch out Mom, pretty soon he will only eat Green M&M’s.
Johnny: I don’t like candy, someone tell that guy I don’t eat candy.
Soooo, I guess Johnny is taking applications. Apply early! Oh yeah, and the buying of candy is grounds for immediate termination. Little insider info…..I recommend you bring Nachos to the interview.