Sun God

LOUNGING POOLSIDE AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY OF DOING NOTHING

Johnny:  FINALLY, I get to relax. 

Me:  Oh, FINALLY??

Johnny:  Yes.  And Mommy, I need sunglasses.

Me:  Why?

Johnny:  So I can be cool.

Me:  You already are cool.

Johnny:  But I need sunglasses!  AND sunTAN lotion.

Me:  Oh, so you don’t get a sunburn?

Johnny:  No!  So, I can get a sunTAN!  I’m going to get a tan like a piece of fried bacon!!  

For an Irish Boy, is that even possible?

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