Monthly Archives: June 2012

Bat Swim Season

Well…………….It is that time of year, readers.  A time all swim bathers and swimmers should beware…………because they were warned last year……………………….it is SUM-SUM-SUMMER TIME AND POOL SEASON.  That’s right, readers, check the fit of your swim wear because Johnny’s filter from brain to mouth has still not been clogged and his unsolicited opinion  still flows like Margarita’s on Cinco De Mayo!

Even more fun………………we are moving into a new (to us) neighborhood, which means………………NEW POOL……………..even MORE FUN…………a brand new crop of swimmers to leave IN SHOCK at the critique received by the FASHION ICON  himself…………………..

 

Here he is……………………the NEWEST Member of the DAVENTRY DOLPHIN SWIMTEAM…………………………the FUN has only just begun!!  Perhaps Johnny should suggest the above as the TEAM SUIT??!!  Mike Phelps………………….EAT YOUR HEART OUT.  I MEAN, check out that GAME FACE!!  Stay out of his lane swimmers………..stay out of his lane.

 

 

 

 

Duck Tape???…….Anyone, Anyone??

Land HO!!!!

“HEY!!!……………..Can SOMEONE fix the HOLE in this THING????!!!!!!!