Made it through the Holidays. Partly in a fog with an elephant sitting on my heart. The business of grief is a tough one. You work long hours without a break and the Holidays just add a lot of “work” to the day. But…with the help of amazing friends I was not committed. More on that at another time.
Six days into the New Year and I realized that in the anxiety ridden fog about the Holidays, leading up to the fog of the Holidays, it came to me that I was not as in tune with what The Brother’s were doing. Oh, don’t get me wrong…they weren’t quiet or anything…I was just half-awake. Now I am AWAKE and I realize I might have missed about 100 pages of blogging adventures because they have been very busy in the last weekend writing this blog for me. I will try to adjust my rear view and give you, Dear Reader, the highlights.
Here goes: In no particular order…
Johnny asked me this weekend why I write a blog about him. I told him because he was an interesting subject. Might I add this conversation took place while he was parading around proudly in his new Batman costume. Oh, was his response.
The following day, he asked me if I could become a surgeon. For a moment I thought to be flattered. WOW!!!! Johnny thinks his mommy is that smart and YOUNG! Never one to inflate your ego, Johnny cut to the chase. “I want you to be a surgeon so you can operate and give me Bat Wings and a tail.” Um, why don’t we just go MAKE you a costume. A lot less unnecessary cutting involved. Oh, was his response.
Speaking of New Years Resolutions…because I was going to…I was attempting to make some as Johnny’s Mom. I fear that I have been sleeping on the job and perhaps Johnny needs a little pointing in the general direction I would like to see him go. You guessed it…because I like to make my own kind of crazy. I seem to enjoy being a busy body repairman. You know, I show up to fix things that ARE NOT broken and then plant my face in my hands cause you know what you get when you do what you’ve always done? That’s right, what you’ve always got.
However, let’s not forget, I AM NOT A QUITTER! So on I continue to repair Johnny.
Resolution: We must return to religion class. As you might recall last school year Johnny attended religion/CCD classes. It was informative and entertaining for all. Well…maybe not for all. It is very difficult to teach about God and Jesus (who are not seen) to a child who only deals in what can be seen and touched (unless you are Santa Claus). But it is important to me so we tried. We have not made it back this school year but will be re-enrolling ASAP. This resolution due to recent events…
Friday evening, The Brothers had an Epiphany Pageant. This meant a lot of people crowded into the church with lots of singing, trumpets, etc. NOT Johnny’s preferred outing, EVER!!! Where two or more are gathered, Johnny is NOT. So, I thought it best to warn him and give him the usual lecture on behavior AND the usual bribes. Johnny doesn’t work for free.
Johnny – What is this thing called again?
Me – The Epiphany Pageant.
Johnny – Oh. (of course). What’s it about?
WHAT’S IT ABOUT??? Oh Boy, Houston we have a problem (I think). My boy does not know the Christmas story, so I gently say, “Who was born Christmas day?”
Johnny – Stares blankly.
Me – JESUS, REMEMBER?
Johnny – Oh yeah, right. (read with zero enthusiasm)
Me – (Thinking, I better get to repairing this). That’s right, Jesus. And do you know where he was born? Which of course brought the response of a blank stare. So I continue with a great sense of purpose…IN BETHLEHEM. Remember?
Johnny – You guessed it…Oh.
Me – Because I just NEVER know when to quit…AND do you know where in Bethlehem Jesus was born. ( And that is when I knew I asked ONE too many question.) Proudly he looks and says, “Virginia.” At least he didn’t say, “in the batcave.” Now it was my turn and I responded…oh.
Sadly, that wasn’t even the catalyst for my New Years resolution because Johnny and The Brothers never disappoint.
Driving to church on Sunday. The Brothers are having a discussion about the “Holidays” of the season. Johnny was talking about KWANZA. Why? I HAVE NO IDEA. In mid-stream he switches gears and tells us Christmas is his favorite anyways. And I learned my lesson Friday so I didn’t ask. Although it is obvious why, even to me.
BUT The Little Brother did. The Little Brother is oblivious to learning lessons. Not waiting for the answer, Little Brother offers a possible reason that Christmas is the favorite. And proposes…”Johnny is it because Christmas has the BETTER SPONSOR? (Silence in the van…please let him say, Jesus) SANTA CLAUS!!! Guess him saying Jesus would’ve really been the Christmas miracle.
The Captain and I roll our eyes and open the doors to release our beasts in the church parking lot and out JUMPS JOHNNY bellowing…for NO particular reason…”and there is PARTIAL NUDITY!!” Dear God, Please let him mean, Baby Jesus….you know, the one from Bethlehem…NOT Virginia.