It’s ME…I’m baaaccckkk! Where have I been? What have I been doing? I know you have been wondering. Well, concern yourself no more, I will fill you in…becaues it is Friday Four Fill In Fun with Hilary at Feeling Beachie and I made it to the party. Brought sunscreen and everything!
Sooo…what have I been doing? Out living life in the wild, in your face with crazy, wild abandon manner that I am accustomed to, of course! Because why take it easy when you can go through your life on the edge…of sanity.
Besides wouldn’t it just be plain boring if say, I dropped The Big Brother off at baseball practice with the correct team and he didn’t have to chase his mother’s car through the parking lot, only to have his mother step on the gas and leave him in the dust. Yeah…I think so to. Plus, practicing with a strange team was good for his people skills. It was brought to my attention that perhaps this could be his strong argument for getting the cell phone that I am so against. My response…NO. Because despite being an honor student, after his mother left him breathless, in the dust of gas fumes, it never occurred to him to use someone’s phone to call me. If he can’t use that brain to think, “maybe I should make a phone call” well, than, I say…”sorry about your luck…oh yeah, and maybe we should start you on a running program.” Perhaps speed work would help.
Like how I turn the tables? Me to.
If the beginning of this Baseball Season is any indication, it is going to be a long season, in which, I acquire quite the collection of wigs and dark glasses. Finally, after much running around like the crazy person I am, having wild fun being three places at once, I managed to make it to The Big Brother’s scrimmage. I discreetly took a seat in the bleachers. Johnny chose to assume his baseball cheering stance:
Yep, Johnny looovvves baseball season.
There not quite 5 minutes and The Little Brother announces to me, God, and everyone, that he in fact, “Is Gasie.!” Forget that cramped feeling, I had the bleachers to myself, as the crowd quietly dispersed. Well, a few stuck around. That is, until Johnny began to express his great desire to wrap this game up so loudly and incessantly that from across the field, from the other dugout, the other COACH yelled back, “THERE ARE ONLY TWO BATTERS LEFT!”
Long game…we were only there the last 2 innings. Speaking of wigs, should I be a blond or a red-head?
Well, since the day is young and there is more fun to be had, packing my house into boxes for my second move since July, etc., I will get down to business with the Four Fill In.
This week’s statements:
1. I don’t like to ____
2. I love to ___ in the morning
3. If I could change one thing in my life it would be _______
4. If I was better at _____, I would _____
And now…everything you didn’t want to know but I’m telling you anyway.
1. I don’t like to have children with such a poor level of fitness, they can’t even catch a car driving through a parking lot. Hey, I was going slow.
2. I love to fantasize about joining the witness protection program in the morning, after reminisce about the previous days fun.
3. If I could change one thing in my life it would be to add more chaos, I don’t have enough chaos.
4. If I was better at scheduling and organization, I would have nothing to blog about.
Happy Friday! Have fun and please, if you see me, buy me a drink, it’s been a long week!